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May 11, 6:48pm: If a woodchuck really could chuck wood, the amount of wood chucked by said woodchuck would be proportional to this woodchuck's desire to chuck wood as well as its personal preference in chuckable wood among varying degrees of specially-designed woodchuck chucking wood.

Country music superstar Eddy Arnold dies at 89 - Yahoo! News: May 8, 10:16am 1 review
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080508/ap_on_en_mu/obit_arnold; Country music superstar Eddy Arnold dies at 89

Apr 29, 2:55pm: A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and that's how all mankind was made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys, from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.