I'm just an aging Hippie stuck between smart and stupid...and as a kid covered in mud, I couldn't see why bringing four frogs home in a zip lock bag was bad idea."
If a woodchuck really could chuck wood, the amount of wood chucked by said woodchuck would be proportional to this woodchuck's desire to chuck wood as well as its personal preference in chuckable wood among varying degrees of specially-designed woodchuck chucking wood.